At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of it.
Be sure to read all the way to the end! Just amazing
Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table at which he's fed.
Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes Are the rule.
Tax his work, Tax his pay, He works for peanuts anyway!
Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat.
Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his… Continue
Added by Donna Jones on January 31, 2009 at 12:30pm —
For the ONES that don't want blogs dealin' with the REAL issues, here is my HAPPY blog of the week. The Racin' Nation has one hurdle left, The Super Bowl,( I thought that was what I ate my cerial in.) Startin' Friday the 6th, the on track activities will start for the "Daytona 500", I'm gettin' goose bumps just writtin' 'bout it. Speed Vision will be carrin' the stuff Friday. I know there are more than 7 of us that are NASCAR junkies, so everyone sign up on our RACIN' group and let's have a… Continue
Added by TAZZ on January 31, 2009 at 8:09am —
Added by MDStewart on January 30, 2009 at 9:30am —
If a tree falls in the woods with no one around does it make a sound? If someone puts a comment that's not about Benton does anybody read it? Steve Brown has a blog about showing FISAL RESRAINTon here, and I commented that over here we are showing RESRAINT, because none of the things we need fixed are getting fixed. I apparently wrote it to a deaf ear, or a blind eye,(not sure which would apply to a blog comment), anyway the rest of Mr. Brown's blog… Continue
Added by TAZZ on January 30, 2009 at 8:31am —
We would love to have you come and visit us at Smith St. Church of Christ, located at the intersection of East Street & Smith Street, just down from the Police Station. Sunday serices begin at 10:30am. Come worship with us in Spirit and in Truth!!
Added by MDStewart on January 30, 2009 at 6:37am —
Sardis Ball park is having Baseball/Softball
sign-ups on Jan 31st, Feb 7th & 14th from 10am - 2pm. Ages 4-16. If you are interested, but cant make those dates you can get forms at our website: www.sardisballpark.com
. The cost is 35.00
Sardis Baseball Commissioner
Added by Tom Davies on January 29, 2009 at 11:12am —
I found the camera! It has been in my son's booksack for weeks!
I took pictures today, however, I must wait until one of the boys gets home to show me how to get them from the camera to the computer.
UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE
I haven't found my camera yet. But I can still give a review.
I've had the car 49 hours now and the odometer reads exactly 400 miles. (It had 13 to start with.) We had to pick it up in Jackson, Mississippi which is roughly 150… Continue
Added by jaggle on January 29, 2009 at 9:30am —
This Saturday (January 31) at 3:00 in Bernard Holland Park, the Benton Optimist Club will host a public celebration of the 2009 Benton Boy's Baseball season and the official dedication of "Cliff Lee Field
". Cliff Lee, 2008 American League Cy Young Award Winner and product of the Benton Optimist Club baseball program, will be in attendance to throw the ceremonial first pitch of 2009.
Since the close of the 2008 season, several improvements have been made to the park through the… Continue
Added by Brad Moore on January 27, 2009 at 11:49pm —
Admittedly, I am easily amused. I love taking pics of eat up stuff I see in this great state of ours. We call it "Yard Art". I know that there will be others but to lighten my own mood today, I dredged up a few to make me smile.
This is my most recent sighting. I saw this on a trip home. As the owner explained, this is her "Great Wall of China". She ask that if I post this, nobody try to buy any of her treasures as most of them are chipped or cracked. (LOL)
Alas, here it… Continue
Added by SindeeLucy on January 26, 2009 at 3:30pm —
Rick " Darth Vader" Hendrick, has four good guys on board now to try and make us like Gordon & Johnson. Rick has pulled Jr. to the DARKSIDE, last year, and this year has Mark Martin, Tony Stewart, & Ryan Newman. I know Stewart owns his & Newman's cars, but Tony is runnin' all Hendrick cars & motors. This makes Stewart/Haas more or less a Hendrick OUTPOST. I do whoever wish that Mark could get his much deserved CHAMPIONSHIP this year, I just wished he didn't have to go to the… Continue
Added by TAZZ on January 25, 2009 at 7:44am —
I have a special ongoing project in the works
and I'd like to get some idea of
who would like to contribute.…
Added by Shelli Russell on January 24, 2009 at 7:00pm —
A friend of mine told me you could get free buisness cards on a website called vista print so I checked it out. It turned out that I got 250 personalized buisness cards 150 front and back post cards also personalized and a rubber stamp guess what... also personalized for the low low price of shiping 5 bucks. Well the next day I got an email from them about some special offers, intrigued I checked it out. Ended up I got a t-shirt a hat and 50 buisness card magnets for another 5 bucks in shiping.… Continue
Added by Michael Sacomani on January 24, 2009 at 6:45am —
Just checking around to see if anyone has taken college algebra and now doesn't need the expensive calculator you end up buying for the class. I am needing one that does graph's, not absolutely necessary i don't think but if anyone has one that they have purchased and would consider selling please post on here what type you have and what you would ask for it. Too bad they don't have these on the textbook rental sight as well.....hmmm ya know maybe i should double check that :-)
Added by Cheryl on January 23, 2009 at 10:28pm —
I received this today and had to share...
We were the only family with children in the restaurant. I sat Erik in a
high chair and noticed everyone was quietly sitting and talking.
Suddenly, Erik squealed with glee and said, 'Hi.' He pounded his fat
baby hands on the high chair tray. His eyes were crinkled in laughter
and his mouth was bared in a toothless grin, as he wriggled and giggled
I looked around and saw the source of his… Continue
Added by jaggle on January 23, 2009 at 11:02am —
Benton City Council Meeting
January 26, 2009
I. Call to Order * Alderman Charles Cunningham (serving as moderator in Mayor Holland's absence)
II. Invocation * TBD
III. Pledge of Allegiance * Alderman Doug Stracener
IV. Roll Call * City Clerk Cindy Stracener
V. Approval of Minutes
A.) Public Hearing * Ordinance No 1 of 2009 (Christy Acres Sewer Bond)
B.) Regular Session… Continue
Added by Brad Moore on January 23, 2009 at 10:42am —
Looking for several places to put temporary banner type signs in benton area any thoughts or suggestions would be nice. Also very very cool people would let me do this for no cost or at least the barter system. The question you have to ask yourself is are you VERY VERY COOL? The signs look like this.
Thanks Michael Sacomani
Saline River Canoe…
Added by Michael Sacomani on January 22, 2009 at 8:47pm —
Many of you, in person, have asked if the young boy in the photo is my new grand baby. His name is Lucas Paul and he is the joy of my life. Last week on KTHV, Lucas' mom Jaime White was featured in a news film about mothers with heart conditions being pregnant. Yes, we are expecting a new grand daughter in April. However, today Lucas and I have tremendous reason to be sad. Jaime's mother was killed in the car wreck in Cabot. Mrs. Smith had attended a legislative committee meeting on State… Continue
Added by Greg White on January 22, 2009 at 10:35am —
I just woke up 'starvin' like Marvin' and decided to dine on an early morning PBJ sammich. (I'm completely aware that this probably wasn't the best choice since I'm now supposed to be adhering to a diabetic diet, but...) Of course, what comes on the news while I'm eating, but another story on the Salmonella outbreak. I'm sick of all kinds of foods here lately becoming possibly life threatening to eat. DANG, baby formula, dog food, green onions,… Continue
Added by Anita on January 22, 2009 at 6:58am —
For the last two months a friend of mine (who lives in an apartment) has gotten a water bill with over 5,000 gal of water used (per month). The apartment manager has checked the apartment for leaks and there are none. He is a single man and is very careful about turning his water off. The water dept double checked the meter reading last month and in just the few hours between readings it showed either close to or over 100 gal used. During this time he was at work so it's not like he was there… Continue
Added by Leslie on January 21, 2009 at 3:41pm —
So the other night the wife and I were watching TV when one of those internet matchmaking ads came on. She looks over to me and asks " Are we soulmates?" The warning lights flash and the alarm bells ring. This is the type question gets husbands in deep trouble.
If you have ever been a witness at trial, you have probably had a lawyer tell you to keep your answers short. If a yes or no will work, stop there. Don't elaborate, don't volunteer any addition information. And for you guys… Continue
Added by Harper on January 20, 2009 at 11:55am —